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Escalator Hesitator 

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..
Escalator Hesitator by silkist October 28, 2010

Herbinator 

A person named Herb who is large in penis size.
I am a Herbinator!
Herbinator by Anonymous February 15, 2003

hazinator 

The person in charge of hazing freshmen. Usually talks big about hazing, but never gets around to it. Only holds the position for glory.
When a storm deposited a fresh blanket of snow on campus, Josh, our current Hazinator, proposed using freshmen as sleds.
hazinator by ThursdayFriday February 21, 2017
The proper name of a web indexing software package released in 1995. See also webinator.com.
I indexed my website with Webinator so users could search for information.
Webinator by MAW42 July 30, 2019

harinator 

when hari is in whoop ass mode
wow u just got jacked by the harinator
harinator by curly March 28, 2004

Hobinator 

Real Name: Marc Hobin

The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:

"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."
Examples:

"Hobinator sucks."
"You're a Hobinator."
"68.188.110.210 sucks."
"You're a 68.188.110.210."
"Hob is here...
he is queer...
I WILL SMEAR."
"Wait! Marc HOBIN? I thought his name was Krandall!"
Hobinator by M. LeCon April 12, 2005