Real Name: Marc Hobin
The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:
"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."
The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:
"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."
Examples:
"Hobinator sucks."
"You're a Hobinator."
"68.188.110.210 sucks."
"You're a 68.188.110.210."
"Hob is here...
he is queer...
I WILL SMEAR."
"Wait! Marc HOBIN? I thought his name was Krandall!"
"Hobinator sucks."
"You're a Hobinator."
"68.188.110.210 sucks."
"You're a 68.188.110.210."
"Hob is here...
he is queer...
I WILL SMEAR."
"Wait! Marc HOBIN? I thought his name was Krandall!"
by M. LeCon April 12, 2005
That one person at the party who no one knows and is extremely intoxicated, the hobin is so wasted they keep asking everyone what there name is, falling asleep in random corners, and stealing everyones liquor.
Caitlin: Did that girl just army crawl from the bathroom to the living room and than pass out on the ground?
Mark: You saw that too, she is definitely hobin tonight!
Mark: You saw that too, she is definitely hobin tonight!
by wannajoinmywolfpack March 6, 2010
by hobin December 26, 2003
When yo ugly ass, negro ass, retarded ass, vegetable ass homie slobbers and gargles on icky thicky guacomole nigga penis.
*The Year 1895*
Me: Damn Rufus, this Hobin' Goblin' rough, tough, and slurpy.
Rufus: *Slurps in downey* AGUAGUAHGAGHA
Me: Damn Rufus, this Hobin' Goblin' rough, tough, and slurpy.
Rufus: *Slurps in downey* AGUAGUAHGAGHA
by Anne Frank and the 7 Nazis March 13, 2019
Goof,rat,dirty,
Thief that would steal the garbage from the dumpster to sleep in at night
Lives in a hole in the wall like most rodents
Likes little girls
Has no teeth cause they have all been punched out
Pkg thief
PC hideout
Thief that would steal the garbage from the dumpster to sleep in at night
Lives in a hole in the wall like most rodents
Likes little girls
Has no teeth cause they have all been punched out
Pkg thief
PC hideout
by Love Kingston finest June 28, 2023