heverton
Usually a thin Brasilian fella, with mommy issues. Tells way to many -unfunny- yo momma jokes. Also frequently comes up with jokes of another genre, which then turn out to be unfunny aswell.
He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.
He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.
He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.
He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.
He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.
He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.
He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
Random person: „Hey CLARKE my mother is fat, what dou you think I should do?
Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““
Person: Carhalloio
Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““
Person: Carhalloio
heverton by Hevertomaten Sauca September 16, 2023
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