Heartarded 

1.A couple that is painfully sweet to each other in public or

2.An overbearing emotional response in a sappy manner.

"Those two lovebirds are being completely heartarded."

When my boyfriend proposed, I became heartarded and couldn't speak for 5 minutes.

Heartarded by Danger Mansavage November 8, 2011

heartard 

An emotionally retarded person.

He's impossible to deal with -- a real heartard.

heartard by Jonomatopoeia September 25, 2007

yeartardedness 

An affliction suffered by millions of people starting in January and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. Said afflicted unconciously write the dates on checks, forms, documents, etc. as the date from the previous year.

Bank Teller: "Sir, you wrote the date on your check as 1/3/2008. Its actually 1/3/2009."
Me: "Damn my yeartardedness!"

yeartardedness by weasel1969 January 13, 2009

pheartarded 

Slang term which depicts the most socially unacceptable people. People whom are rejected by nature, and slowly turned into imbeciles who seem to actually devolve as they grow older.

These people are often Scientologists, or named Justin.

Person1: Wtf, the words in these books are upside down.. I need to buy a new one!

Person2: wow..pheartarded.

pheartarded by CDX July 29, 2007

Eartarded 

another way of saying someone is tone deaf and can't sing or hum worth a crap.

person1-ugh... she sings horribly...

person2- i know, right? she's eartarded.

Eartarded by *Alex_Flyest* January 2, 2011

Heartred Burns

Feeling immense love for something

"Dude what'd you think of the new Dir en Grey album?"
"Heartred burns"

Heartred Burns by Eryka Sunderland September 27, 2005

Geartarded 

The mental retardation of one’s children due to a lifetime of steroid (“gear”) abuse.

Based upon their mannerisms, Brian Shaw’s kids are completely geartarded.

Geartarded by Truthness July 24, 2023