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Heart bern

by Pesta Mesta October 28, 2018
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heartburn

A fiery ass fuck.

If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is TUMS.
“Dood, my heart feels like it’s riding a volcano through my throat.”
“Bro..you got heartburn.”
by Mclovin 4321 June 27, 2019
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Spanish Heartburn

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass
Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.
by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018
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heartburn

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.
"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"
by William Woody August 13, 2005
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heartbyrne

I just heard "Life During Wartime," And I think I have Heartbyrne.
by strawberrycough April 4, 2009
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hangover heartburn

the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.
Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.

Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks
by dhobiwala July 26, 2012
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Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.
After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
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