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(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet

"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"

hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

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Hearning

An individual who is incredibly good at martial arts and fighting, as well as having black belts in many martial arts. Also used to describe an individual with a superhuman amount of striking power.

Lucas is such a hearning, yesterday I saw him knock one of the best students at his dojo to the ground.

Hearning by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025

Related Words

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Amber Hearding

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.

My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.

Amber Hearding by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022

Amber Hearding

While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.

God damn it did you do an Amber Hearding again

Amber Hearding by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022

Amber Hearding

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.

I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.

Amber Hearding by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

Amber Hearding by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

Amber Hearding by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026