Hearding 

The act of inserting a makers mark bottle into your partners vagina in a violent thrusting motion. While you partner is bent over backwards on a counter.

She enjoyed the pressure o. Her pelvis as he was hearding her on the bar

Hearding by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

Hearding 

The act of shoving a square whiskey bottle inside your partners vagina while they are bent over backwards with your hand on their throat.

Amber enjoyed the pressure on her pelvic bone as he was hearding her over the bar.

Hearding by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

HEARDING 

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?

HEARDING by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022

Hearding 

To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.

Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.

Hearding by Mluttrell84 May 28, 2022

Hearding 

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

Hearding by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

Hearding 

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

Hearding by Quag Norris June 7, 2022

hearding cats

Spending endless amounts of effort and while going nowhere

Trying to explain what was needed to support a revenue transaction felt more and more like hearding cats.

hearding cats by mystery shopper 2 March 30, 2017