hearning

(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet

"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"

hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Hearning

An individual who is incredibly good at martial arts and fighting, as well as having black belts in many martial arts. Also used to describe an individual with a superhuman amount of striking power.

Lucas is such a hearning, yesterday I saw him knock one of the best students at his dojo to the ground.

Hearning by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025

Amber Hearding 

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.

My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.

Amber Hearding by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022

Amber Hearding 

While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.

God damn it did you do an Amber Hearding again

Amber Hearding by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022

Amber Hearding 

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.

I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.

Amber Hearding by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Hearding 

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

Amber Hearding by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding 

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

Amber Hearding by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022