Heaning
Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.
Heaning by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009
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Heaning Mislet
The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.
Heaning Mislet by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009
Related Words
Heaning • Heaning Mislet • Hearing aid • Henning • healing • heading • heating • Haning • Hearing Voices • heaving
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
i need healing
Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.
Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.
Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.
Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING
i need healing by TheOneAndOnlyRedFox March 25, 2017
Psychokarmic healing
Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness
“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”
“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”
“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”
Psychokarmic healing by Doctor Science May 27, 2019
Turtle Heading
Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
Turtle Heading by Hemlok February 15, 2009
European hearing aid
Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013
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