heaney 

Usually the last name of an Irish gentlemen. "Heaney"s are extremely hard working, and modest. Usually they will do anything for their friends or family. They can be shy, but always have a great sense of humor if you get to know them.

Ralph Heaney is the best worker we've ever had, even though he will tell you he's not that great.

heaney by Squatting Dog January 28, 2015

Heaney 

A heaney is a moment when you say something without thinking about it before hand

“That time you had a toot toot up your snoot snoot”

Oh I’ve had a heaney

Heaney by Hibernianrgood December 31, 2022

Heaney 

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”
“Oh yeah, Heaney is a nonce”

Heaney by anonymous June 28, 2025

Heaney 

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”
“Oh yeah, Heaney is a nonce”

Heaney by anonymous June 28, 2025

Heaney 

Heaney is a nonce

“Do you know heaney?”

“Oh yeah, heaney is a nonce”

Heaney by Crack that June 28, 2025

Heaney

A man with a toddler's penis on a adult body

Good god! Look at that tiny thing! He's a right Heaney

Heaney by KirstyH January 4, 2026

Seamus Heaney 

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

Seamus Heaney by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017