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Herdy Turdy 

To poop on your partners side of the bed.
I pulled back the sheet to go to bed, and saw that my girlfriend laid down a herdy turdy.

Heard Turd 

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.
She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.
Heard Turd by Migal78 April 23, 2022

Heard Turd 

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.
Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.
Heard Turd by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022

Heard Turd 

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
Heard Turd by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Heard Turd 

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
Heard Turd by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

turd hardy 

Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.
Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!
turd hardy by dave owen January 8, 2004
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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