Adjective: A word used to describe the action of an individual that would merit a girl performing oral sex on him.
Person A: Dude did you just hit that kid in the head with a full beer from 120 yards?
Person B: Yup.
Person A: Nice, thats headworthy.
Spectator A: Damn Tony Romo's playing like a little bitch.
Jessica Simpson: If he actually gets this touchdown I'd say its headworthy, but if he throws another interception he can suck his own balls.
-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj
This is a word used in reference to the female mind. Usually used by an ignorant male when he doesn't take the time to understand a female's point of view or doesn't want to take responsibility for his own actions, he'll use this term to make himself look/feel better to his homies.
Male 1: "Dude, your girl is really pissed. Why didn't you call her & tell her you were cancelling so she could have gone & done something else?"
Male 2: "Girls have headworms and there is no cure."
unoriginal and overused expressions or terms that gain popularity through repetitive use in online communities, typically conveying agreement, endorsement, or emotion in a way that aligns with group social media norms or internet subcultures.
(Reddit, 2025)
Dick: I find that the universe is nicer to us than we are to ourselves.
Jane: This.
Bill: Hell, we should be nicer to the universe.
Ted: Sounds wholesome.
Dick: Would you quit with the fucking herdwords?
Jane: Based.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.