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Headworms 

This is a word used in reference to the female mind. Usually used by an ignorant male when he doesn't take the time to understand a female's point of view or doesn't want to take responsibility for his own actions, he'll use this term to make himself look/feel better to his homies.
Male 1: "Dude, your girl is really pissed. Why didn't you call her & tell her you were cancelling so she could have gone & done something else?"
Male 2: "Girls have headworms and there is no cure."
Headworms by Medu$a August 31, 2010
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Frat boy that ditches out on the boys for pledgeship and other frat needs
You and the boys wanna hop on Xbox but your one buddy joined a frat and can’t hop on do to pledgeship, your buddy is being a headword
Headword by Ron chronic April 26, 2023
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headworthy 

Adjective: A word used to describe the action of an individual that would merit a girl performing oral sex on him.
Person A: Dude did you just hit that kid in the head with a full beer from 120 yards?
Person B: Yup.
Person A: Nice, thats headworthy.

Spectator A: Damn Tony Romo's playing like a little bitch.
Jessica Simpson: If he actually gets this touchdown I'd say its headworthy, but if he throws another interception he can suck his own balls.
headworthy by dilloe April 20, 2008

Headfordshire 

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj
"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"
Headfordshire by moysha March 11, 2008

headdorsum 

To place the back of the hand to one's forehead, as in a dramatic soap opera scene, or when swooning.
"He would see right through you, he knows me too well!" Brooke said with a headdorsum.
headdorsum by Carthill January 6, 2014
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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