Headworms

This is a word used in reference to the female mind. Usually used by an ignorant male when he doesn't take the time to understand a female's point of view or doesn't want to take responsibility for his own actions, he'll use this term to make himself look/feel better to his homies.

Male 1: "Dude, your girl is really pissed. Why didn't you call her & tell her you were cancelling so she could have gone & done something else?"
Male 2: "Girls have headworms and there is no cure."

by Medu$a August 31, 2010

Headword

Frat boy that ditches out on the boys for pledgeship and other frat needs

You and the boys wanna hop on Xbox but your one buddy joined a frat and can’t hop on do to pledgeship, your buddy is being a headword

by Ron chronic April 26, 2023

headworthy

Adjective: A word used to describe the action of an individual that would merit a girl performing oral sex on him.

Person A: Dude did you just hit that kid in the head with a full beer from 120 yards?
Person B: Yup.
Person A: Nice, thats headworthy.

Spectator A: Damn Tony Romo's playing like a little bitch.
Jessica Simpson: If he actually gets this touchdown I'd say its headworthy, but if he throws another interception he can suck his own balls.

by dilloe April 20, 2008

Headfordshire

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj

"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"

by moysha March 11, 2008

headdorsum

To place the back of the hand to one's forehead, as in a dramatic soap opera scene, or when swooning.

"He would see right through you, he knows me too well!" Brooke said with a headdorsum.

by Carthill January 6, 2014