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Headworms 

This is a word used in reference to the female mind. Usually used by an ignorant male when he doesn't take the time to understand a female's point of view or doesn't want to take responsibility for his own actions, he'll use this term to make himself look/feel better to his homies.
Male 1: "Dude, your girl is really pissed. Why didn't you call her & tell her you were cancelling so she could have gone & done something else?"
Male 2: "Girls have headworms and there is no cure."
Headworms by Medu$a August 31, 2010
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Frat boy that ditches out on the boys for pledgeship and other frat needs
You and the boys wanna hop on Xbox but your one buddy joined a frat and can’t hop on do to pledgeship, your buddy is being a headword
Headword by Ron chronic April 26, 2023

headworthy 

Adjective: A word used to describe the action of an individual that would merit a girl performing oral sex on him.
Person A: Dude did you just hit that kid in the head with a full beer from 120 yards?
Person B: Yup.
Person A: Nice, thats headworthy.

Spectator A: Damn Tony Romo's playing like a little bitch.
Jessica Simpson: If he actually gets this touchdown I'd say its headworthy, but if he throws another interception he can suck his own balls.
headworthy by dilloe April 20, 2008

Headfordshire 

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj
"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"
Headfordshire by moysha March 11, 2008

headdorsum 

To place the back of the hand to one's forehead, as in a dramatic soap opera scene, or when swooning.
"He would see right through you, he knows me too well!" Brooke said with a headdorsum.
headdorsum by Carthill January 6, 2014
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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