Headfordshire 

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj

"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"

Headfordshire by moysha March 11, 2008

Hertfordshire Brown 

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!

"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

Hertfordshire Brown by HertsGal May 2, 2009

Hertfordshire 

The best place in England which isn't London.

"Dude, let's go to Hertfordshire"

Hertfordshire by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

herefordshire 

The one and only Shire in the world.

The inspiration for J.R.R.Tolkiens 'the Shire' in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Erry one sounds like a right farmer 'round here.

There are plenty of Cider Breweries, but never enough.

The 'h' in Hereford and Herefordshire is often silent.

I'm from Herefordshire, me lover.

herefordshire by DaKomodo February 22, 2015

Herefordshire cocaine 

Icing sugar.

Herefordshire is so boring that even Herefordshire cocaine is just icing sugar.

Herefordshire cocaine by Melissa Brightman May 23, 2019

Hertfordshire Brown 

Hertfordshire Brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern London to describe a bog-blocking shit.

Mat: I've laid another Hertfordshire Brown!
Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.

Hertfordshire Brown by err_eof August 2, 2009

Hertfordshire Twat 

a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic

most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats

normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?

Tom howse: oh right... :(

normal person: :)

Hertfordshire Twat by Lambchester February 28, 2011