head-dick

Same as dickhead, used in Grand Theft Auto IV by Mohammed, one of Roman's idiotic taxi drivers.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.

Get in quickly, you head-dick.

by Fennek June 25, 2009

head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 04, 2023

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

3 headed dick

A pink juicy jawn that don't stop. Usually found behind the crystal on old nat

Jerren was bored, so he licked on the entire 3 headed dick

by Re the oG July 16, 2017

Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall

Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average

by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 09, 2019

dick head

when someone is acting like a really big dick

' omg, look at dave, he thinks hes the shit '
' yeah, dave is such a dick head '

by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009

dick head

One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.

Tom ate the last of the fuck'n cheese again, and he hasn't been to the store in over a month, that dick head!

Girl: Are you still dating Simon?
Another Girl: What the fuck! I thought he was cool at first, but that asswipe stood me up twice in a row and never called again!
Girl: What a dick head!

by Waer December 28, 2005