He'Brew

The Chosen Beer: A hilarious and delicious novelty beer owned by Shmaltz Brewing Co. with two sub-brews: Genesis Ale and Messiah Bold

Kick your ass and knock back some He'Brews in front of the Tube.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

He'brew

A cup of coffee with semen used in place of milk or cream.

Bro, brew me a He'brew, two sperm one sugar!

by MrHatsz August 20, 2012

Hebrew

1. Synonym of Jew
2. The first language spoken by the Jews/Hebrews

1. The Hebrews wrote the Tanakh. There are 5.8 million Hebrews living in the United States.
2. The Hebrews wrote the Tanakh in Hebrew and Aramaic. You can learn Hebrew on Duolingo.

by Queen Buttrix August 4, 2021

Hebrewery

n. a place or broad area with an unusually high population percentage of Hebrews, often centered around a temple or other Jewish iconography. Unlike a brewery, the Jews in a Hebrewery are never mixed with yeast for more than a three hour period.

"Does your local Hebrewery use one pound of hops like Sam Adams?"

by Star of David November 4, 2007

Hebrew slave

To be overworked beyond the point of complete physical and mental exhaustion. Always for the benefit and/or gain of someone else with little to no concern for those completing the work.

Dan: “What’s been going on with you here lately? Haven’t seen you in I don’t even know how long.”
Mike: “Dude, I can’t even remember the last time I had a day off. Since the company was audited last month, the higher ups have been working us like Hebrew slaves to prepare the files and documents for the IRS.”

by Snugglefucked83* February 1, 2022

Hebrew Canoe

Very large four door car from the 1970's-1980's that has the ability to carry a massive pay-load of humans.

Dude did you see the size of that Hebrew Canoe rollin down the hwy.

by majinxycat August 5, 2010

Hebrew class

Hebrew class only has one word to describe it... HELL. I have had it every day for the past 4 years and don't understand a single word. Basically, if you have this class you're screwed. I hope that brings you comfort.

Hebrew speaking person:וואו היית נחוש להבין את זה
me: the fuck? ? This is America dumbass WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Hebrew speaking person: לעזאזל אית
me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME I NO HABLA HEBREW.

Basically Hebrew class means hell

by tenkai22345 October 27, 2020