Kaji's definitions

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

He'Brew

The Chosen Beer: A hilarious and delicious novelty beer owned by Shmaltz Brewing Co. with two sub-brews: Genesis Ale and Messiah Bold

Kick your ass and knock back some He'Brews in front of the Tube.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

-ninja

Used as a suffix attached to a noun to describe exceptional luck or skillz in a particular area.

Dude, I so CAN drive! I'm a damn car ninja!

by Kaji February 28, 2004

bj

bob's job

his job? to give people bj's!

by Kaji March 24, 2003

phish

A band that preaches love and happiness rather than hating your parents and fuckin' bitches. Kind of like Jesus.

No Moshpit Zone.

by kaji February 29, 2004

wafro

Everyone seems to think I had one. Eventhough I repeatedly explain my non-wafro'edness. People are just stupid.

Some douchebag at school: Hey! nice wafro! Me: Wafros don't hang to the side or have parts, dumbshit.

by Kaji February 27, 2004

for serious

A phrase that makes fun of the so-called gangstaphrases "fo` sho`" or "fo` reals."

semi-knowlageble non-rapper: Dude, are you for serious?

by Kaji February 27, 2004