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faux-hemian 

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.
That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.
faux-hemian by ealanm October 27, 2007

faux-hemian 

One who imitates the look of bohemians, but is just a poser. A faux-hemian pretends that they just "throw" their messy outfits together, when really it took them four hours at Urban Outfitters.
"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"

Faux-hemian 

Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?

Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
Faux-hemian by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008
Haemia, a girls name of greek origin meaning "of the blood". Most Haemia's tend to be laid back with a good sense of humour, though they are also resigned to the fact that no one in the history of ever has their name so they attempt to put it in UrbanDictionary.com to get the name awesomeness out there.
"Haemia, now that's an interesting name"
(hay-mee-ya). "Yes, well, I have interesting parents."
Haemia by pseudoHaem November 15, 2011

Hemiantisexual 

What you are if you aren’t into all the fashionable types of sexuality
Hey man I’m pansexual what’s your sexual orientation?

Um whatever, im hemiantisexual
Hemiantisexual by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

hemiamory 

Hemiamory is the practice of, or desire for, less than a full relationship-- whether monogamous or polyamorous; the desire for only portions of typical human relationships, with the knowledge and consent of all involved.
"These days, I'm more into hemiamory-- I don't need someone around all the time, or for every activity."
"I'm not asexual, I'm just not that driven by the need to couple-up or anything. I'd say I'm more hemiamorous."
hemiamory by Kauffy December 7, 2018