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Hazsel is the best person to be around, always there to lift your spirits. She is the most special person in the world and if you ever get someone named Hazsel, you never let her go because she's going to be a keeper. She'll put your needs before hers and she's always the most beautiful person in the room. The best girlfriend, pure wife material
Hazsel is the best!
Hazsel by bbross September 9, 2018
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Looks quiet and shy to strangers, but once you're familiar with her you'll know that she's really playful and outgoing... Always wanting to have fun and also rather pretty.
She's so hazel, and I like it!
Hazel by a piece of pie December 28, 2014
A lovely girl with a bubbly personality! She is an amazing friend and is more likely to listen to your problems than to tell her own! Hazel is someone not to take for granted as she will be the best best friend you could ever ask for. She is very smart, sporty and artistic. Hazel is a friend to everyone but her closest friends are always the prettiest ones! This is because she doesn't believe she is beautiful too! She is an all round amazing person and you would be lucky to have know one.
Person 1: you see her, her names Hazel!
Person 2: yeh, she's always with the pretty girls.
Person 1: she belongs with them, she just doesn't realise it!

Hazel Levesque 

Badass daughter of pluto who has an adorkable relationship with Frank Zhang and will kick your weak motherfucker ass if you piss her off
Piper Mclean: Do I got the booty?
Hazel Levesque: Yeah you got the booty
Hazel Levesque by Jbro123 December 30, 2013

Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020
Hazel is a silly girl who loves her friends. She is outgoing, fun, hilarious, and a great friend. She is also an amazing singer and dancer. Sometimes she can get a little out of hand but she will calm down eventually. She is a loyal girlfriend and will treat you right! She is cute and weird at the same time. Hazel is shy around new people/strangers but when you get to know her she is an amazing girl with a bubbly personality.
Person 1: She’s so silly!
Person 2: Yep, that’s Hazel.
Hazel by The_Gal_Next_Door May 6, 2018
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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