An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.
Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020
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by DANVANS May 19, 2018
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by H8tor October 26, 2016
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by Jacob14 December 10, 2014
Get the Hozier mug.A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.
Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?
Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.
Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.
Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.
Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.
by HazedAndConfused February 6, 2010
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