heselwood 

a sexy stallion who is the best person you will ever meet, he has a collosal cock and will destroy you with it, but his smile will make the most depressed girl feel like a gem and girl who has it all.

that guy is such a heselwood

heselwood by Heselwood December 10, 2018

Hazelwood

When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.

All she could find was vaseline to jerk me off so it was a total Hazelwood.

Hazelwood by Mondak October 16, 2017

hazelwood

My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.

Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....

hazelwood by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003

hazelwood north 

hazelwood north also known as 'hazey' is a great little town on the out skirts of morwell and traralgon, but is not and never will be a part of morwell despite sharing a postcode !
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.

how classy is hazelwood north, the people there must be great
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!

hazelwood north by daboiiz December 14, 2010

hazelwood elementry 

This school is for people that need help

hazelwood elementry is were you need help

hazelwood elementry by hebegebederp January 20, 2022

Terry hesslewood 

When someone wears sagged cargo pants or a backwards flat cap and ride skateboards, it can also be associated with a pervert and someone who grooms kids online

“See that man over the street, he’s definitely a terry hesslewood”

“Oi nah joe is such a tezza”

Terry hesslewood by Luke1x March 19, 2019

Hazelwood

A very very large penis. Discovered first from a full body nude picture sent to a girl and then shared around the school or office. Must be large and a semi at around 22cm to 30 cm.

"Holy moly he has a Hazelwood and a half!!!"

Hazelwood by HOTBOD420LAD June 19, 2016