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Hallewood  

Pronounced: hally - wood, as a play on words of "Hollywood."
So I heard about this website called hallewood-(you figure out the rest of the address because were not allowed to advertise wbsites ;) )- which is something like a fan site for Halle Berry, and i had a thought: Hallewood is not a fan site, hallewood has to do directly with the stiffy that a man obtains or a woman may mentally feel whilst taking a gander at Halle Berry's fine, physical ASSets. This may occur during masturbation or recreational porn browsing.
(As Jay enters the room, his friend, Zach, quickly closes the laptop he was looking at, and zips up his pants)
Jay: "Dogg, what is that strange bulging in your pants?"
Zach: "Uhh, you know, just pitchin a tent, finding some wood, polishing the rocket."
Jay: "Oh man...that's uncalled for. Wait lemme see this laptop...oh DOGG! thas no regular porn-related wood, that's some of that hardcore HALLEWOOD! GET OUTTA HERE, with your disgusting rock solid hallewood man, everyone knows it's impossible not to skeet once you start! So take that shit to the bathroom!"
THE END
Hallewood by [pause]not February 23, 2008
Words you can keep

acting hollywood 

When someone acts too famous to talk to you, or they think they are too cool for you.

Hollywood Post 

Hollywood Post. A term used when a dipshit on facebook or any other social networking site makes a post clearly to only receive likes and comments. The post is typically fake and plastic in nature and makes the person look like a complete dumbass.
Hollywood Post on facebook:
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???

Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you asshat."

Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to get "Likes", why don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I don't."
Hollywood Post by TiklingGuy August 14, 2014

Acting Hollywood 

When they think they Are to good to talk to you and answer your phone calls like bitch bye.
SHE ACTING HOLLYWOOD NOWADAYS , JUST WALKED RIGHT PASS ME LIKE 😭🤦🏽 ♀️🙄
Acting Hollywood by Coldddd October 9, 2019
someone that is known for not answering messages or not being social to others besides their group of friends
That girl is Hollywood bro
hollywood by imvalid May 5, 2019
Halleloo is a shortened version of hallelujah, an interjection used to convey joy and excitement.

The word was coined by drag queen Shangela, a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race. The show airs on Logo and is basically America's Next Top Drag Queen.
Halleloo! The judge finally got Tyrone to pay child support.
Halleloo by NkMlZ May 6, 2011

hollywood cold 

does that porn star have the flu?
no it's just a hollywood cold
hollywood cold by imustkill January 27, 2011
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