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Haygen (noun)
A person with the right combination of friendly, funny, happy, and a little bit of sarcasm. This is a person you would be friends with, email in class, and make inside jokes with. Haygen is also the kind of person who would be bothered by anyone who disturbs his peace in a work environment.
"Are you friends with Haygen?"
"Yeah! We email in class and crack our own inside jokes."
"Dude, where can I get a friend like that?"
"Sorry, I only know one Haygen."
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A very sensitive man, but also very dangerous. You don’t want to get on his bad side
Haygen’s a real baddie
Haygen by Wearingpabts August 7, 2021

Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Hayden BRYF 

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.
Hayden BRYF by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

Hayden Summerall 

Hayden Summerall is a 14 year old boy who has a cute face and adorable curly hair. Aside from that he is very talented and has an amazing heart. He is also sweet and kind to everyone especially his fans.
Hayden Summerall is sooo cute , he makes my heart melt

Hayden BRYF 

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.
Hayden BRYF by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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