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Used by douche bags (see douche) worldwide to describe their incredible "pwning" skills, usually during an online video game session or posted on a forum for 40-year old guys living in their parents basement wearing wife-beaters and old boxer shorts.
HOLY shi-it!! <=ShadowG0d>=- is teh HAXORZ1!1!!
haxorz by Ritter November 2, 2004
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Mind Haxorz 

A real Yu-Gi-Oh card widely thought by non-players to be a "photoshopped" or spoofed card. The card allows a player to : "Pay 500 Life Points. Look at your opponents hand and all Set cards on his/her side of the field."
Player 1 : "I play trap card Mind Haxorz."

Player 2 : "lol whatever thats not a real card"

Player 1: "Ya it is n00b"

Player 2 : Fux! Oh wait I have Jinzo on the field n00b"

Player 1 : "Fux!"
Mind Haxorz by Kujila September 6, 2005
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emo haxorz 

emo (emo haxorz) persons who like to think of themselves as uber i-am-smarter-than-you persons...but they are emo...so they are not uber...
emo haxorz daily hacking:
<google download virus>
<unzip virus OH SHIT I INFECTED MY OWN KOMPUTER>
<hard disk erased>
<emo suicide >
<scream scream turn off>
emo haxorz by g3nocid May 5, 2007

wtf haxorz 

wtf haxorz!!! is "What the fuck, hacker" written in l33t language, term used in online games to define people who are hacking, but most of the time, good players are often seen as hackers
*A guy kills a noob*
Noob: WTF HAXORZ!!!!
wtf haxorz by Leet Whacker May 16, 2016
Elite/l33t/31337 hax0rz are hackers. If they really talk like this, they're probably not elite nor hackers at all. But play along with them.
iM 3lit3 - HaXoRz iLl hAcXkZ J00 AlL LaMu3rZ@@~
hax0rz by Jagfire March 10, 2003
#612 in the National Dex

Haxorus (Japanese: オノノクス Ononokus) is a Dragon-type Pokémon introduced in Generation V.
It evolves from Fraxure starting at level 48. It is the final form of Axew.

Physiology
Haxorus is a bipedal Pokémon with a darkish yellow-green color covering its back and most of the front, black skin covering its torso, tail tip, and thighs, as well as red talons and claws. It has large black and red scythe like tusks coming out of its upper jaw on the side of its mouth. Haxorus has medium sized eyes with red irises and black pupils. There is ridged plate like skin going up from its back to its head region. It has solid armor and the legs and tail have a dividing line pattern. Haxorus's arms are quite small and divided in to three digits with two oval-shaped triceps and biceps and circular elbows. Haxorus's hands are small and circular with small red claws. Its legs are formidable and strong with three toed feet with a red talon on each toe.
Haxorus used outrage, you're screwed.
Haxorus by Abomasnow June 2, 2011
Originated from hacks = hax -> hackers/haxors

1. (noun) Someone that hacks; a hacker.
2. (verb) To cheat using a hack.
You are a haxors. I'm reporting you.
haxors by Seiichiro Watari April 27, 2006
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countrypolitan 

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