Hawtism

Hawt x Autism
Borderline autistic behavior that gets glossed over because the person happens to be hot/attractive.

#1:

Girl A: This guy I'm seeing is weirdly obsessed with trains and dinosaurs but it's kinda cute, and he's sooo handsome.

Girl B: Girl, he's trapping you with his hawtism.

#2:

Guy A: Hey the new receptionist is a total baddie, but she has RBF and zero sense of humor.
Guy B: Bro, you're blinded by her hawtism.

Hawtism by LoamingGee October 18, 2026

Hatism 

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

Hartism 

A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.

Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"

Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."

Hartism by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010

Hawkism 

1. A catch phrase commonly used by White Sox announcer Ken Harrelson.

2. Standard parlance of an incompetent hillbilly; staple of stylized speech patterns associated with South Carolinian trailer communities; used to "describe" an event (or even a sequence of events) without uttering more than 8 or 9 syllables; in essence, a substitute for original thought.

Hawkisms

· He gone

· Gaaaas

· Duck snort

· Grab some bench

· Chopper, two hopper

· Cinch it up and hunker down

· Sit back, relax, and strap it down

· I Luuuuuuuv cotton candy

· I Luuuuuuuv e-mail

· I Luuuuuuuv America

· I Luuuuuuuv when you analyze

· I Luuuuuuuv hats

· I Luuuuuuuv that duck

· Catbird seat

· Hang wiff 'em

· Roll him up right here

· Sacks packed with Sox

· You can cancel the post game show

· C'mon, you gotta do some chunkin' right here

· We've got 'em right where we want 'em

· Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up

· Gotta bristle up right here

· Big hack, no contack

· C'mon, be a two strike hitter

· We got a whooole lotta work to do

· He's on the bump tomorrow

· That ball hit deep

· Dadgum right

· Good speed aboard

· He needs to bow his neck

· Right size, wrong shape

· He just missed that one

· Double barrel of action

· Down to their last bullet

· Thank you very much

· Ducks on the pond

· Rack ‘em up

· Stay fair

· Get foul

· Poof

· Ball 4 base hit

· Should be…it is

· Mercy!

· Get on back there

· STRETCH

· Can-o-corn

· Pick-to-click

· Sucks it up

· Watch out

· He got a cookie there D.J.

· The dreaded leadoff walk

· Getting ridden hard and put away wet

· Lookin' for it, got it, and couldn't do nothin' with it

· "Heiny bird???"

· That's trouble

· This game is "O-VAH!"

· Way back, he looks up, you can put it on the board...YES!

· This ball game is ova!

Hawkism by Heave the Hawk June 26, 2009

Hautism 

Elon Musk

I was diagnosed with hautism after watching Elon launch his load into space!!

Hautism by Darthwitt June 26, 2021

hautism 

The belief that autistic children are more advanced than other children

The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.

hautism by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

Haetism 

The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.

John's Haetism was quickly squashed when God appeared at the door and asked to borrow some sugar.

Haetism by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006