Hartism 

A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.

Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"

Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."

Hartism by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010

Hartism 

The notion of social (rather than political) association among Harti people, i.e. dishiishe, Kaskiqabe Warsangeli etc.

are you on that Hartism train?

Hartism by readyforthemoon55 December 9, 2019

Hatism 

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

harism

A bad bitch that is hard working and amazing

You are so harism

harism by Ha-ri-sm May 30, 2020

Sexual Harrisment

What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.

Also known as "Sexual Harassment"

Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!

Sexual Harrisment by Batsuto Malinois July 20, 2008

Harlism 

A religion wear the god is Harley

I believe in HARLISM

Harlism by HARLISM March 28, 2019

Hautism 

Elon Musk

I was diagnosed with hautism after watching Elon launch his load into space!!

Hautism by Darthwitt June 26, 2021