Haetism

The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.

John's Haetism was quickly squashed when God appeared at the door and asked to borrow some sugar.

by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006

Hatism

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

Hatetism

It's the opposite of favouritism. Instead of favouring one person you hate one person more.

"sir, you show favouritism towards Jane, but hatetism towards me😭"

by Janequa_is_fabulous March 14, 2019

Hartism

A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.

Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"

Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."

by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010

Hautism

Elon Musk

I was diagnosed with hautism after watching Elon launch his load into space!!

by Darthwitt June 26, 2021

Heatism

Some BS term you make up and sling out there to scare the ignorant into thinking there's big trouble coming if they don't comply.

...but it didn't take me long to figure out that was just a Heatism. Sort of like the Zoo Lockup... -Jameson Rook

by Stanaholic June 22, 2011

hautism

The belief that autistic children are more advanced than other children

The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006