Haetism
The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.
Haetism by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006
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Hatism
Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.
Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019
Hatetism
Hatetism by Janequa_is_fabulous March 14, 2019
Hartism
A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.
Hautism
Elon Musk
hautism
The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.
hautism by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006
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