The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.
by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006
Get the Haetism mug.Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.
by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019
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Get the Hatetism mug.A statement, said with such profound confidence that the listener takes it to be the truth. The statement is likely to be untrue. Usually on obscure facts, that most people are unsure of.
Person: "Hey, do you know what the capital of Botswana?"
Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."
Hartism: "It's Mbabane. I'm sure of it. I read it somewhere."
by Razgriz91 February 20, 2010
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Get the Hautism mug.Some BS term you make up and sling out there to scare the ignorant into thinking there's big trouble coming if they don't comply.
...but it didn't take me long to figure out that was just a Heatism. Sort of like the Zoo Lockup... -Jameson Rook
by Stanaholic June 22, 2011
Get the Heatism mug.The doctor diagnosed my nephew with autism,. Personally, I believe it's hautism cuz my nephew's brain works much faster than mine.
by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006
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