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hawtie

instead of hottie use hawtie
nick alvis is such a hawtie
by nick alvinator September 30, 2004
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Hawtie

Ooh! That dishy DILF at the gym is such a hawtie that it’s totally sick!
by Purring Librarian January 11, 2020
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Hawtie

Ooh! That dishy DILF at the gym is such a hawtie that it’s totally sick!
by Purring Librarian January 11, 2020
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emo hawtie

emo hawtie is someone who is emotionally depressed but is very attractive
the emo hawtie dyed her hair black
by hawt bae May 12, 2022
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Hattiesburg Handgun

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.
" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)
by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011
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Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011
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Hartie

When your fucked up off the gas.

Can also be used as "me hartie" when talking to a friend.
EXAMPLE 1
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.

EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE
by BubbaP609 October 27, 2018
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