hawke

a misspelled type of bird

you can't spell, dumbass

by brice richards September 12, 2004

Hawke-tee

A wispy goatee and moustache combo, like the one sported by actor Ethan Hawke.

Dude, check out the Hawke-tee on that guy. 9 year old Arabs have more facial hair than him!

by ethanhawke November 2, 2008

Maya Hawke

Mostly known as Uma Thurmans daughter. She had a role on Stranger Things season 3 as Robin.

"Maya Hawke is so pure and awesome"

by strangergirlemily January 9, 2021

International Maya Hawke Day

a day to sing and celebrate the wonderful Mommy Maya Hawke , Anthem!

TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL MAYA HAWKE DAY AND HER FINE SELF
😍😍
Johnny: “Bro, stand up and sing the International Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny; “No, that’s the NATIONAL Anthem, sing the Maya Hawke Anthem!”

David: “Oh, okay!”

Johnny and David: “Season 3 1985, the gang is getting tall!! Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure at the Russians have a super secret ploy!! Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!”

by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022

National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)

Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”

by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022

Ian Hawke

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.

VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"

by milonster hunter February 5, 2020

Maya Hawke

lesbians favorite celebrity

AKA the finest person on earth

Lesbian 1: "look at this edit of Maya Hawke"
Lesbian 2: "lord have mercy"

by mayahawkelover69 February 19, 2023