Hawkes

True brillliance and Richness.

Wow that's Hawkes!

by Jon October 13, 2003

hawkes

An accountant, usually from Wales.

Don't hire him, he's a Hawkes.

The last thing we need around here is another Hawkes.

Your such a Hawkes!

by Rob Jonas July 29, 2004

Hawkes'd

A slimy, greasy, no good, low down, white trash of a women/girl. Who will use all means of manipulation, guilt, harassment, just to make a few dollars off stuff she guilts unsuspecting people on marketplace into giving her cause of some cockamamie bologna story that usually involves her in some sort of dilemma that is 100% bullshit. There is nothing off limits to them. Usually can be found in the yard of some place welfare pays for with a small table and a chair looking heartbroken and in need of a Twinkie, in an attempt to scam the sweet citizens of their small northern town into overlooking the half a pallet mall red behind her ear and the reputation of a scumbag. BEWARE SHIRETOWNERS BEWARE

I just gave this poor girl my laptop said she need it so her son could go to school, theirs was just lost in a house fire and now she's got cancer and a yeast infection with her already lifelong Twinkie and 6 icecap a day habit, but then I looked online and I seen it for sale on marketplace, dammit I've been Hawkes'd

by Caulkwhisper December 28, 2022

sam thomas hawkes

Sweetest guy everrrr. Loyal friend usually with long flowin locks of beautiful hair = Very intelligent and funny. Addictive personality, particularlly when an activity involvs killing zombies. Generally an awesome guy - great hugger too.

He wasn't JUST a nice guy. He was a Sam Thomas Hawkes

by b_me July 2, 2010

kai hawkes

kool awesome and the best person huge peen

kai hawkes is kool

by kdrhehrge September 19, 2019

Hawkeye Vodka

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).

"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "

by _Relaxed November 15, 2016

hawks

This nice asshole is from MHA and loves food. Did I mention he can also fly?

Jenny: Hawks is a sweet bitch

by Denkitori July 3, 2020