hawkeyed

To be intoxicated to a severe extent.

I came home all hawkeyed last night.

by Obisidian June 23, 2009

Hawkey

A cowardly person who rats out his fellow employees. Specifically in Union shops. A common rat.

Did you hear about Levi? He got got Hawkeyed just like Brian!

Watch your back, there's a Hawkey in this shop.

by TruckstopJesus April 12, 2021

Hawkey

A pretentious spelling of the word "Hockey." Used by someone attempting to impress others by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

"Jeari said he is going to watch hawkey tonight."

by Hockeyfan October 02, 2017

oliver hawkey

Absolute legend, has a massive penis

Oh my god is that oliver Hawkey, what a great guy.

by OHawk18 February 25, 2018

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 01, 2005

Nic hawkey

My wigger with blue balls

-get well soon blue balls

"Get well soon nic hawkey"

by It-wasnt-me-lmao April 14, 2019

HAWKEY PLAYAH

One who plays the sport of hockey. This creature is often from the famed Boston-Canada area and has a thick accent. Characterized by attempts to "toss sauce" on multiple objects, including ponds, rooftops, and women's faces.

It's very obvious by their demeanor that Mike and Brian are HAWKEY PLAYAHS. Sadly, it is equally as obvious that Gen is not a HAWKEY PLAYAH.

by 123HPA February 14, 2014