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The sound of a wah pedal, where the input and output cable is switched. it makes a "Haw haw" sound.
- Duuuude! i can play Seagull sounds on guitar!
-How?
-I just switched Cables on my Wah Pedal!
-Oh yearh? Pink Floyd did that long time ago...
- Totally Wah Wah Wahhhhh
- Duuude, you mean "Haw Haw Haaaaw
Haw haw by Takseb January 28, 2010
Words you can keep
Alexa: im a whore

LJ: Tell me something i dont know. HAW HAW
Haw Haw by LilJeff524 July 1, 2008
Coitus; copulation; intercourse. From haw-haw (narrow ditch).
Man, I've got the blue ball. I need to go get some haw haw.
Haw haw by anonymous February 6, 2018

haw haw! 

a phrase commononly said by nelson muntz from the simpons that expresses embarrassment, humiluation and dismay to the victim.
haw haw! by gunslingergirlvye_c_e November 4, 2005
£5 million, Five million pounds Sterling.
Proudly named in the tradition of having referential names for sums of money in the UK after Nigel Haw-Haw Farage who accepted a 5 million pound bribe to complete the destruction of the UK on behalf of the Billionaire/Epstein class that he had begun with Brexit and its aftermath. Source of the bribe was Christopher "I wonder why he lives in Thailand" Harborne, crypto schemer and money launderer.
Harborne bought and paid for Reform UK spotting the weaknesses in the UK's system of financial regulation in politics and the relative benefits of buying governments as demonstrated in the USA and other countries.
Other common slang money terms based on famous bribes are:
Archer for £2,000
Bernie for £1,000,000
Elon: Nice party mate did it cost you a Bernie?
Christopher@ Nah mate, had to shell out a whole Haw-Haw

aw haw haw

What the French say (well, not actually, but in a stereotypical American mockery)
aw haw haw! We are ze French!
aw haw haw by yop August 21, 2003

HEE HEE HAW HAW 

Person 1: "Wins"
Also person 1: HEE HEE HAW HAW
Person 2: Drops down crying and becomes depressed
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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