Have-not 

(noun) A person who does not possess the necessary credentials in order for them to be successful. Likewise, this person is not able to express qualities of credibility.

The networking teacher said that he could not take the day off because he was a have-not and needed to work towards his certification.

Have-not by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Have-not 

A bum that hasn't done much in life.

I'm rich as fuck now and ya'll broke because all you Have-not's didnt do what i did.

Have-not by rackCTbitch September 15, 2012

I have not yet begun to fight 

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

I have not yet begun to fight by falcon176 June 11, 2008

You have not been to Samos 

Legendary phrase used by Greece's Prime Minister to deflect press release questions with regard to the refugee crisis (2021). The phrase is an attempt to gaslight your interlocutor by cancelling their past experience or knowledge of an event, topic, etc. It implies the other person has no idea what they are talking about.

"I am sorry this happen to you. I have been in your shoes before, let me help"
"Get real. There is no way you have handled this sort of situation before"
"Let me show you"
"Just stop it, ok? You have not been to Samos"

You have not been to Samos by Average_Joe! November 15, 2021

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing 

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry 

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested 

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.

"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"

We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013