Haumph

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!
(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!
Dan:Clean yourself up.

by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008

Haumph

Consuming large amounts of food.

'I must haumph everything!' I can't stop, won't stop," Cheon said. "Even when I go on vacations I plan everything around what I'm eating. That's how much I love food."

by AWDett February 21, 2019