Humphy

humphy (adjective)
/ˈhʌm.fi/

Definition: Feeling horribly offended, particularly in a way that is noticeable or exaggerated.

Etymology: Possibly derived from “huff” and “grumpy,” combining elements of irritation and offense.

• She got all humphy when we forgot to invite her to the movie night.
• After losing the argument, he crossed his arms and looked humphy for the rest of the evening.
• Don’t get humphy—I didn’t mean to insult your cooking!

Humphy by Lilac_Dictionary1684 February 5, 2025

Humphy

humphy (adjective)
/ˈhʌm.fi/

Definition: Feeling horribly offended, particularly in a way that is noticeable or exaggerated.

Etymology: Possibly derived from “huff” and “grumpy,” combining elements of irritation and offense.

• She got all humphy when we forgot to invite her to the movie night.
• After losing the argument, he crossed his arms and looked humphy for the rest of the evening.
• Don’t get humphy—I didn’t mean to insult your cooking!

Humphy by Lilac_Dictionary1684 February 5, 2025

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Humpy the teenage pig by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Humpty's Revenge

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

Humpy Hank by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011

Humphried

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.

"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"

Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026