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Its when something is too perfect to be true so it goes to a whole new level of perfection called hatto
Dude: Bruh did you see that girls booty
Bruh: goddamn Dude, that booty is hatto af.
Hatto by Truu definitions May 20, 2016
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Hatto is a hindi word which means come closer. It is mostly used by woman to their man.
hatto jaan : come closer babe
Hatto by Jebw nonga May 23, 2024

Hatto Points 

You can gain Hatto points or brownie points by doing or saying nice things. You can also loose hatto points by saying or doing nAugHty things.
You gain credit for efforts made, even if the efforts did not achieve the desired result.
Seth- *breaths*
A L****o - You gained enough Hatto Points, You can go.
Me - ( VERY ECSTATIC ) * continues to breath*
Hatto Points by Hat05 March 13, 2019
A Poor Joke(PJ); a logically illogical joke that makes you go :banghead:
Example of a Hathoda:
Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww

1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him
Hathoda by Hathoda of the Day June 4, 2011

Mad Hatta 

Mad Hatta by Balla4 April 8, 2011

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.
" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

mad hatter 

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.
mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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