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When a bald person has a hat tattooed on their head, to avoid the fact that they're bald
Hey, look at that guy's hattoo.
Hattoo by squirrel-thrills October 11, 2013
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Hattori Hanzo 

Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.
Hattori Hanzo is one of the most famous Ninja's in history.

marc hatton

Oi! My old Man's a binman,

He wears a dustman's hat,

He crawls inside a Ford Escort,

His son ain't got no socks. OI!
"You can leave your marc hatton." - Slang for taking your socks off but still wearing shoes. Commando feet, if you will.
'Drizzle' in Arabic. However, drizzle is considered refreshing in Arabic countries, as opposed to the more negative connotations associated with it in britain
Postdoc: have you seen Hatoon?
Intern: the new PhD student? Yeah, she's lovely. Not miserable at all. Much like the weather in Saudi Arabia as opposed to London.
hatoon by Cat1082 May 28, 2014
Hatoon is a beautiful smart caring funny friend you could ever meet. She’s an amazing lover and can be really fun. She like to make others happy but always puts herself first. Don’t ever make hatoon mad she will ruin your life.
Girl1: hey do you know hatoon ?
Girl2: yeah she’s a friend of mine
Girl3: it’s no dull day with hatoon.
Hatoon by Lukewarmtouch August 13, 2021

Hatootie 

a word starting with ‘H’ that has two ‘Ts’.
or can be used to describe one’s arse.
Guy 1: damn bro look at that hatootie!”
Guy 2: oh yeah man she is a hottie.
Guy 1: that makes her a hatootie also dude.
Guy 2: double yum.
Hatootie by hatootiejaffacakes January 15, 2023