Hateish 

That moment when you REALLY dislike something. Not just, "oh yea, I don't like that" but it's so bad that it kills you.

Kelly's hateish is when her friend replies in text short answers. Kelly strongly dislikes short answers.

Hateish by DatDisneyNerd April 27, 2016

Hatfish 

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

Hatfish by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

hatfishing 

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

hatfishing by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

Hatfish 

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

Hatfish by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

Hatfished by Tzensant June 12, 2020

Hatfish 

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish’

Hatfish by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019

hatfish 

A person who is only attractive when they are wearing a hat

"He took his hat off and looked like a completely different person. A total hatfish"

hatfish by Meyonce January 22, 2019