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Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

Haremship 

A relationship with at most one male (leader) and more than one female, all whom are in a consensual relationship with eachother.
Q: Is that group in a poly relationship?

A: Technically yes, but it's more specific than that. Since there is more than one female and the male is the leader, they are in a Haremship.

Hairship 

A person's personal relationship with their hair, whether good or bad
All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.
Hairship by Buti4ash August 9, 2019
The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.
Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.
hership by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Watership Down 

A book about rabbits, written by Richard Adams in 1972. Your teachers will tell you that there is an underlying theme concerning the continuous struggle between tyranny and freedom, but no, it's really just about rabbits.
What book are you reading?
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.
Watership Down by OmicronPersei8 February 11, 2009

Pirate on the hairship 

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.
oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.
Pirate on the hairship by Chad S January 20, 2004