Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016

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Fuck-Hat

One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.

Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"

by CMallinson December 20, 2008

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Not a fuck coat, or a fuck shirt, pants, or even shoes, it is infact a fuck hat:

1) you fuck the hat making it a fuck hat.

2) used as a word meaning asshole, dick, basterd, deusch bad, etc.

3) a word usually said when your high and forgotten soon after you sober up.

1) Wheres my fuck hat?
2) Stop being such a fuck hat.
3) hMmm haha oh yeaaaa hahahaa fuck hat HAHAAHAA.

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

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fuck your hat

An expression given to another person who is annoying, or full of bullshit, used to insult the person and suggesst that they are useless.

"Yeah, so what if you bought a new tv! Go fuck your hat!"

by Ryan Knox September 5, 2005

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fuck my hat, I didn't know that

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

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