A measurement of office rage. The Haskin scale is an exponential scale starting at 0 when you're completely placid and peaks when an office worker reaches 1 Haskin. This is the point at which they storm into their boss's office, slam their letter of resignation on the desk and disappear in a puff of indignation. Named for the first individual to achieve 1.0 on the Haskin scale.
If that idiot calls me again to ask about his helpdesk call, I'm going to have a Haskin.
How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.
How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.
by Brugle May 18, 2008
A male with the largest ego ever seen to human nature.
Possessing the most questionable intelligence/lack of.
He aspires to be like Aziz Shavershian (ZYZZ) but unfortunately overestimates his looks and size.
Banter shown at it's worst.
Possessing the most questionable intelligence/lack of.
He aspires to be like Aziz Shavershian (ZYZZ) but unfortunately overestimates his looks and size.
Banter shown at it's worst.
"That Haskins, he doesn't even lift!!!"
"That guy has no style or swage, he must be Haskins"
"Name someone with shit banter??" "Oh, Haskins"
"That guy has no style or swage, he must be Haskins"
"Name someone with shit banter??" "Oh, Haskins"
by sdsjlkhds March 31, 2013
Don Haskins is the greatist college basketball coach there ever was. He didnt think black, white, latino, native american, asian, male, or femal he just thought players. He treated all his players the same way thats why he was the first coach ever to put in five black starters in a 1966 championship game agianst Kentucky not only to put them in but to win the game. His team was Texas Western College (TWC)and nobody expected this little no-name college from El Paso to win the whole thing. Many call him couragess and a pioneer in racial history but he claims he just did what they needed to do to win the game and put in his best players. They just happened to be black. He is VERY humble and is a great man.
I suggest you read Glory Road which Coach Haskins himself wrote or see the movie. Both will give you a better idea about this truly significant moment in history which ofcourse,couldn't have happened without Don Haskins.
by Celest August 9, 2006
by gobluenation November 26, 2021
A place where all the hood rats and ballers live. Just kidding its a small town in ohio surrounded by fields and sex predators living within 500 feet of school.
This Guy: Lets go to Haskins,Ohio!
Other Guy: Ok!
(5 mins later)
This Guy: Were here
Other Guy:This blows
Other Guy: Ok!
(5 mins later)
This Guy: Were here
Other Guy:This blows
by ThisGuyFarms419 April 30, 2011
NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.
by EW! February 1, 2021
The name of a man who looks and is built like Sid the sloth! Their hair is curly and greasy but they are packing more than 8 inches! They are usually homosexual and support LGBTQ rights and are strongly leftists for liberals
by lil hankerchief June 3, 2020