hashtastrophe

an event caused by a poorly rolled hash joint exploding at an inopportune time which results in burning hash embers falling on the felt of your poker table causing great damage, followed by laughter.

Poker player one passed the poorly rolled hash joint to poker player two and the motion caused a hashtastrophe!
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.

hashtastrophe by RiverUagain November 19, 2013

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hairtastrophe

A complete hair disaster.

I've dyed my hair 18 times now and it still looks awful! What a hairtastrophe!!!

hairtastrophe by Mind Find December 26, 2008

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hashtastrophe • hasstastrophe • Cashtastrophe • hairtastrophe • hatastrophe

hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

hatastrophe by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

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hasstastrophe

when you have a crap teacher for history

Teacher: we have history now
Student: noooooo this is a hasstastrophe!!!

hasstastrophe by dolfin1234 July 23, 2019

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Cashtastrophe

When you check your bank balance and realise you spent more money than intended.

I just bought three things on afterpay and now I’m too broke to buy dinner. What a cashtastrophe!

Cashtastrophe by LilBron September 19, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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