hartland style

People who live in hartland and are rednecks. They are mostly between the age of 10- 30 and like to do it the " backwoods way" and hunt, fish, muddin, and dirt biking.

Those guys are doin it hartland style.

hartland style by Dingding and tweety January 1, 2015

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder

Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder by courtofowls September 6, 2023

Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!

You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School

Hartland High School by shitoris January 31, 2019

Hartland Middle School 

Bunch of fake 14 year olds who think they are going to get somewhere in life but only about four of them actually will. A bunch of mean girls who think they are the greatest thing that has ever graced the planet so be carful who your friends with you will be stabbed in the back faster than you can say basic white girl. And there parents are even worse basic soccer moms and football dad who say “ My child would never do such a thing” but it totally was there kid who was smoking in the bathroom.

Don’t trust anyone at Hartland Middle School

Hartland Middle School by Hartland person December 1, 2020

Harland Sanders 

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.

let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Harland Sanders by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

ollie hartlanded 

when you talk and/or date somebody for a long period of time but just for fun because you are knowing full well from the start that you would never start a relationship with them because you’re a bitch.

‘woah bro that’s so peak, he totally ollie hartlanded her’

ollie hartlanded by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019

Ollie Hartlanded 

When you get with someone and tell them you like them knowing that you would never actually date them properly, just for entertainment.

‘bro it’s so peak, he completely ollie hartlanded her’

Ollie Hartlanded by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019