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Hartland 

A town full of druggies, wannabe gangsters and high school drop outs.
Hartland is a bad town
Hartland by lissajo October 12, 2008
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Hartland 

24 is Hartland's 69.
Hartland by hartlandman October 22, 2012

Hartland 

A fun,artistic, average, kind person who is really athletic and understands everyone and how they feel. It is a very rare name and is most commonly found as a last name.
"Hartland is such a wonderful girl! So polite and is very average!"

"That man is such a Hartland!"
Hartland by Earthling.on.mars November 23, 2016

Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School
Hartland High School by shitoris January 31, 2019

Hartland, CT 

a place, in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
consists of mostly white people.
everyone is pretty stuck up and the kids are rebellious
pranksters.
moose are common, and everyone is either Norwegian, extremely religious or both.

it sucks to live in this dump
Jimmy- "Hey dude, lets go over to Hartland, CT"
Tabitha- "Why? theres nothing to do there."
Jimmy- "We can spraypant the school and egg cars"
Tabitha- "OKAY!"
Hartland, CT by hartlandlozer555 January 23, 2011

hartland style

People who live in hartland and are rednecks. They are mostly between the age of 10- 30 and like to do it the " backwoods way" and hunt, fish, muddin, and dirt biking.

Hartland Middle School 

Bunch of fake 14 year olds who think they are going to get somewhere in life but only about four of them actually will. A bunch of mean girls who think they are the greatest thing that has ever graced the planet so be carful who your friends with you will be stabbed in the back faster than you can say basic white girl. And there parents are even worse basic soccer moms and football dad who say “ My child would never do such a thing” but it totally was there kid who was smoking in the bathroom.
Don’t trust anyone at Hartland Middle School
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