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Harrassment 

When you slurp someone's ear and tell them it's moist
-*slurp* moist

--THIS IS HARRASSMENT

fecal harrassment 

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

Stextual harrassment 

Verb.

Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.
girl meets boy, gets his number.
2 hours later

girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.

girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.
Stextual harrassment by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

textual harrassment 

guy: omg this girl is crazy! she wont stop texting me.
guy2: dude, that could be considered textual harrassment
textual harrassment by melby April 15, 2008

sexual harrassment panda 

a panda the teaches a harrassmeant class

sexual harrassment 

trying to persude others into doing acts of sex and not letting up...
moose878 on yahoo is a dirty foul mouthed prick he tries to get girls to show themselves on cam as well as telling them to suck his dick i bet he is a sexual predator and would rape girls to get what he wants
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