Harpoonski

Har·poon·ski

-verb

The dance in which one forms fists with both hands and holds out both arms and pulls them back and forth while moving the penil area forward and backward like your humping an ultra horny version of Pam Anderson or something.

Person: Dude, did you see Jed at the dance last night? He was doing the harpoonski by himself in the back of the room for six straight hours.

by Tommy Boy G May 4, 2007

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man the harpoons

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usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

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Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010

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The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*

by mightymoksha September 28, 2009

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The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

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