Harkinian

The king of hyrule from Cd-i wand of gamalon and link faces of evil. He wants his dinner.

King Harkinian wants his dinner.

by Muchomario July 9, 2009

King Harkinian

The King on the Zelda CD-i games. He stars in thousands of YouTube Poops, and his line "Mah Boi..." has spawned an Internet Meme.

Mah boi, this dinner is what all true Triforces of Courage DIE for
-King Harkinian

by TheFartingBaby September 28, 2009

King Harkinian

The Ruler of Hyrule who wants his dinner, he mostly eats legos and gets his rum stolen by link. He also makes things in lua c

Wow did you see King Harkinian's work?

by FunnyFace29 August 19, 2017

King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023

Harvining

Smoking a personal blunt.

Named after Minnesota Vikings player Percy Harvin.

Percy=Personal

"Dude just harvining the blunt. "

"Straight purple shit"

by bearj1225 November 10, 2009

Hakonians

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.

i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.

by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009

Hankining

To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).

When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.

by Guenter777 June 16, 2018