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Hardparker 

Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.
"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."

"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
Hardparker by Eryan36 December 16, 2008
The smallest and most minicule fragment of dandruf located on the tiniest pube of the human body.
My hardtkes look like snow.
I need some Loreal Kids for my hardtkes
hardtke by fafasfafhjafhja January 12, 2008

handtalker 

a person who talks using hand gestures and motions; often associated with head movement
Helen Keller was the world's most famous handtalker.
The handtalker was very boring, until she slapped the guy beside her.
handtalker by trogdor0086 October 9, 2009
an small annoying child that does not experience pain to the scrotum
Andrew MacDonald Hardcakes
hardcakes by Caldervale Hs January 15, 2010
the kind of guy that will drive you through caledon, and text you when he gets home
"my sorta boyfriend is hartake"
hartake by 2692629 October 30, 2017

hardaker 

An extremely cool person who has immense strength good at sex has an amazing body and is very funny if you ever meet one you better be nice to them
Last night I met a hardaker they were amazing
hardaker by Bigmacmeal February 27, 2015