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Hardparker 

Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.
"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."

"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."
Hardparker by Eryan36 December 16, 2008
The smallest and most minicule fragment of dandruf located on the tiniest pube of the human body.
My hardtkes look like snow.
I need some Loreal Kids for my hardtkes
hardtke by fafasfafhjafhja January 12, 2008

handtalker 

a person who talks using hand gestures and motions; often associated with head movement
Helen Keller was the world's most famous handtalker.
The handtalker was very boring, until she slapped the guy beside her.
handtalker by trogdor0086 October 9, 2009
an small annoying child that does not experience pain to the scrotum
Andrew MacDonald Hardcakes
hardcakes by Caldervale Hs January 15, 2010
the kind of guy that will drive you through caledon, and text you when he gets home
"my sorta boyfriend is hartake"
hartake by 2692629 October 30, 2017

hardaker 

An extremely cool person who has immense strength good at sex has an amazing body and is very funny if you ever meet one you better be nice to them
Last night I met a hardaker they were amazing
hardaker by Bigmacmeal February 27, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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