Hardparker 

Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.

"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."

"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."

Hardparker by Eryan36 December 16, 2008

Hardparked 

bad ass, built, fast, awesome car that is only parked, never driven.

RZNCAIN is hardparked for life.

Hardparked by saramichelle2005gt December 13, 2012

Hard Parker 

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.

Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.

Hard Parker by HammeredRacoon/MAD SCIENTIST November 15, 2009

Hardparking 

The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.

Ayo, look mang, he got the 36 way adjustable coilovers, hes mad hardparking dawg.

Hardparking by zomg . a d a m August 16, 2006

Hardtaker

a slut who takes her boyfriends long dick, not only is this hard to take; the boyfriend is also a sex god. Only girls with stamina and strength can handle this, hence being a 'hardtaker'.

That girl is taking that dick well, dam she's a hardtaker

Hardtaker by boobyking January 1, 2012

Hardpark 

The act of parking your car in backwards. As you do at a car meet or when the owner wants to show the car off.

Check out that car he’s always backed in!
#hardparkislife

Hardpark by Bigdogallan May 26, 2018

hardwalker 

One who goes through a pair of new shoes within less than a fortnight and often suffers from serious neck pain.

That hardwalker is really gonna have to testify!

hardwalker by MK Dog October 4, 2006