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Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.
"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee
Benjy Hardman by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Internet hardman 

An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people. His avatar will probably be some image that gives the impression he's a hardcase, and he'll probably have some tagline like "Shut the fuck up" or "Who you dissin" or "When the master's talking you shut it". But if you were to meet this person face to face you would probably find he is either a skinny or dumpy nerd with thick glasses and his vest tucked into his skidmark-stained y-fronts, has no social life to speak of, has a relationship with a collection of porno mags and has never spoken to a girl.
"I am the Internet Hardman. You are a sad loser and an idiot".
"Fuck off back to your smelly bedroom, you no-life waste of space".

Die Hardian

Any movie or tv show taking place in the alternate universe Die Hard movies exist in, wherein any and all objects are consistantly on the brink of explosion.
Sons Of Anarchy has gotten awfully Die Hardian this season.
Die Hardian by Boomlover November 30, 2011
(A) Hardian; A person who attends (or previously attended) the Thomas Hardye High School who talks of oneself as semi-political and is pretentious, yet doesn't realise it. They also like to use words such as "banter" "chunder" and "trolololollllllollllll" as characterised by the working class of Australia and east London
oh spiffy, I couldnt believe I struck 10 in croquet me and the Johnston had some good banter and he very almost nearly chundered: trololololllllllolllll, how hardian of us!
Hardian by Elias Fones July 31, 2011

Keyboard Hardman

Alternate version of Internet Tough Guy
when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"
Keyboard Hardman by granite_sheep September 12, 2009
Comedy item of clothing worn by a Harding.
1. You are never gonna get served wearing that hardigan.
2. If Harding wears that hradigan again Im gonna give him a pompey steamer.
3. Are you wearing that hardigan for a joke?
Hardigan by Kroney & Bail April 6, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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