Hardiman

a person that has the features of a hobbit such as being short with exceptionally small hands.

G-train- holy shit look at that Hardiman!
B-rock- damn bro hes small as fuck

by Swagged out X November 9, 2012

Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.

"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee

by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Internet hardman

An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people. His avatar will probably be some image that gives the impression he's a hardcase, and he'll probably have some tagline like "Shut the fuck up" or "Who you dissin" or "When the master's talking you shut it". But if you were to meet this person face to face you would probably find he is either a skinny or dumpy nerd with thick glasses and his vest tucked into his skidmark-stained y-fronts, has no social life to speak of, has a relationship with a collection of porno mags and has never spoken to a girl.

"I am the Internet Hardman. You are a sad loser and an idiot".
"Fuck off back to your smelly bedroom, you no-life waste of space".

by Stormsworder June 23, 2009

Die Hardian

Any movie or tv show taking place in the alternate universe Die Hard movies exist in, wherein any and all objects are consistantly on the brink of explosion.

Sons Of Anarchy has gotten awfully Die Hardian this season.

by Boomlover November 30, 2011

Hardian

(A) Hardian; A person who attends (or previously attended) the Thomas Hardye High School who talks of oneself as semi-political and is pretentious, yet doesn't realise it. They also like to use words such as "banter" "chunder" and "trolololollllllollllll" as characterised by the working class of Australia and east London

oh spiffy, I couldnt believe I struck 10 in croquet me and the Johnston had some good banter and he very almost nearly chundered: trololololllllllolllll, how hardian of us!

by Elias Fones July 31, 2011

Keyboard Hardman

Alternate version of Internet Tough Guy

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"

by granite_sheep September 12, 2009

Hardigan

Comedy item of clothing worn by a Harding.

1. You are never gonna get served wearing that hardigan.
2. If Harding wears that hradigan again Im gonna give him a pompey steamer.
3. Are you wearing that hardigan for a joke?

by Kroney & Bail April 6, 2005